Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Frank

I came home from a walk this afternoon to find a squirrel in my basement -- thrashing and crashing around and obviously wishing he was not in the basement. On this we agreed, I did not want him in my basement either. We differed a bit on how he was going to leave, but the back door is open. I visited him in the laundry room, and left to close off as much of the rest of the house as I could. Now there is no sign of him. Here's hoping he left (though I actually don't have much hope on that front, I suspect he is just scared shitless and holed up somewhere down there). Anyone have a have-a-heart trap in a squirrel size?

Anyway, since it seemed like we might be spending a little time together, I named him Frank. Why a male name? I dunno... its spring. Maybe his testosterone addled brain convinced him that coming into my house would be a good idea. As I was reminded of last night, the desire to get laid makes some males do really stoopid things.




****Update**** I barricaded what I could and left the back door wide open, while I sat down to quietly do some work. After a while, I heard some rustling at the back of the house, snuck through the kitchen and found a squirrel just past the back step. Was it Frank leaving my house? It had to be. I had a little chat with him about not doing this again while he chattered at me from the tree.

6 comments:

Zoe the Wonder Dog said...

Damn squirrel is trying to move in! Severe measures will have to be taken this weekend before anybody thinks about leaving baby squirrels in my basement!!!

Shannon said...

He's still here but I can't find him anywhere. I hear him every now and then rustling around in a paper bag in the basement. I smacked every paper bag I could see in the basement, with one of owens styrofoam swords-still, no squirrel. Oh well...better get back to the cleaning. He's left muddy footprints all over the toilet seat in the basement...

Shannon said...

well...I guess I was wrong about the paper bag sound. It was the wind blowing that piece of kid art around that is hung on the wall in the stairwell. It came down and I didn't bother to put it back up.

Zoe the Wonder Dog said...

Muddy footprints? Well, now it is war, that is just unacceptable!

Zoe the Wonder Dog said...

The chimney cap is up (it was actually ridiculously easy to install, how is it I never got around to it until now?!?!). Let's hope this discourages Frank from visiting again!

Zoe the Wonder Dog said...

It did. I highly recommend chimney caps. No more Frank!